i got a good laugh out of this one:

[on getting a hotel room in bend, or for a concert we’re going to over memorial day weekend]

sara: did you book our room at the ritz yet?
me: not yet
i was going to do that today
i was debating between ritz, w, and the 4 seasons
sara: oh, maybe try the w
i’m so sick of the ritz

oh, if only…instead it will be more like the best western…